I totally gabed all over the ultrakill

"I dont know what the weapons do" The humble weapon description at the terminal:

the green sword variant splendor is actually incredibly useful if you use it correctly, for instance if you hold down right click and lead a swordsmachine in circles until the yellow things around you turn white and release, it will do massive damage. another use case is in a room full of lower tier enemies you can hold right click and quickly dash around the room and release you can nearly one shot the whole room.

Gabriel caught losing to a gopro and then spending 10 minutes killing a rat

i loved the part where john gabriel ultrakill said "its gabing time" and gabed all over the place

Petition to make Gabriel gaming canon.

The glitter freeze or “the ice thing “ as you call it leeches and bounces off of 3 enemies (or one single enemy 3 times) before landing and creating an ice spike that acts like the screwdriver and heals you whenever an enemy is hit by it Also fun fact there IS an alternate to the normal sword The buttons locations are just changed well one of them anyway The first one is in 1-1 where you have to stomp on a Maurice head(like ground slam) to activate it The rest is the same Plus you can shotgun swap fire with the crossbows Hope this helps!!! Plus did bro seriously skip the button in the cancerous rodent prime area

After ULTRAKILL release Hakita is going to announce a Gabriel dlc to add him into the game and later say it will be an original game with a whole new story and map that is gonna take YEARS to release and the community is gonna go even more insane

hey gronf, heres a quick reminder: drink water and dont forget to stay hydrated

Theres the "Great Sword" behind the 1-4 door. you missed the second button after the cancerous rodent prime fight. you just dash-jumped past it and jumped into 1-3

I just learned that you can throw Orbit (Dagger ) on Somnia ( Axe ), and the Orbit's projectiles will stay on Somnia. You can time the collapse to make Somnia go very fast.

Gonf Rude and Angry finally updated I suggest you play either Freedom dive or Walls of Wicked Dreams, if you're playing the latter be sure to do the secret encounter

Ironic that your first rank is a word that Gabriel can't say

imagine if we beat layer 9 and after it fades to black a text saying "You can now play as Gabriel" appears

14:30 "Axe, remove that filth, NOW!"

My broken humor ass giggled when i saw that rank (ASS before yall start saying that i could never get an s-rank)

Imagine if gabriel actually becomes a playable character in thearchy or fraud (or even after thearchy)

18:18 rodent time 19:04 prime time

The funniest part is that the blue throwing daggers are totally busted. If you hit the right mouse when they flash they fly around and ricochet like the sharpshooter, except they Never Stop. Also it costs no style because the style meter only accounts for the throwing of the daggers. You could use literally only those daggers, with all the other weapons still equipped, and probably still get the "S" rank for style. The devs will likely patch this but I'll be really sad, cause it's stupid funny to completely destroy the Rodents within 10 seconds. However using it during the V2 fight does sometimes push it either out of the wall or through the ceiling, idk.

petition to get this guy to read the weapon descriptions