imagine every time i use the calculator in my computer, a team of matematicians were working super hard in the other end lol

My Robot dropping my baby when AWS goes down

Step 1. Buy robot Step 2. Get a job remote controlling said robot Step 3. Get paid to clean your own house

"Neo, please close the dishwasher. Partially."

I'm going to ask it to click "I'm not a robot" whenever a website asks for a confirmation about it

Neo, vacuum the living room. Neo walks over to roomba and presses starts

What happens if you miss a payment? Does it just walk away or beat you up?

After you miss a bill: the ad will finish playing in 10 minutes.

Coming soon: New "relaxing" video game released for VR, daily chores.

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

They didn't list the $99.99 version, where the robot literally speaks advertisements 24/7.

It's really not that long ago that this was a Black Mirror episode.

I can imagine the lawsuits if one of these knocks over a lit candle or something and burns the house down

"What is my Purpose?" "You fold laundry"

This is just a scam but now we call it "preorder"

As soon as I saw their CEO, I knew, this is a scam.

That’s not a home helper, that’s a $20,000 surveillance intern.🤔🤪

All fun and games until I see it staring directly at me at 3am in the morning outside my room

Imagine hearing the sound of servos whirring as it tries to open your bedroom door at 3:00AM for “unscheduled cleaning”

I think it's important to remember that people have died in teslas while they're self driving...