Hey everyone, sorry about the technical difficulty with the end of the episode being cut off, (thanks for watching till the end!!!) it should be fixed now! If you're reading this after it was fixed and never noticed it in the first place, nothing happened at all - ignore this comment.

Basically we cut the part where we share our social security numbers

The day Shayne puts his wedding ring on a necklace he will complete his short king hobbit-core style

Amanda rediscovering her imaginary tall skinny bear friend in a therapy session feels like a plot of a horror movie

8:12 as someone who is nonbinary, tommy saying “i’m gonna say they’re because i think that’s the trajectory” and “i can spot one from a mile away” is THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD

44:51 OUR CHRONICALLY OFFLINE QUEEN IS A CRYPTO BRO???

Amanda not knowing about Harambe, but having invested in crypto is an INSANE lore drop. How in the hell?? 😭😂

“i’m gonna say ‘they’re’ because i think that’s the trajectory” is real elder gay cousin energy. the ‘i know what you are’ of it all

the AUDACITY to cut Amanda's wild story while I was mid-screaming

Amanda describing "Bob, the telekinetic skinny bear" is a horror movie waiting to happen

What we learned today: Amanda invested in crypto Amanda was hit by a bus Amanda is secretly shrek

did amanda so dirty cutting her off mid sentence at the end of the pod??? hahaha

8:09 "i think that's the trajectory" is such an insane thing for Tommy to say so nonchalantly

Selena needs a raise ASAP!!! And I hope whoever styled Amanda’s hair and did her makeup has a beautiful nights rest and a raise

I'm dying laughing at Amanda nearly dying and her mom, traumatized from thinking her kids just died, decides that, rather than making sure they're ok, it's time to go to birthday dinner with the grandparents. That's such a wildcard MOM thing

amanda has been GLOWING

besties, we need the rest of the episode RN

Amanda almost perfectly describing her imaginary friend as Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes but just as a bear is killing me rn

54:32 "We have reservations" has the same energy as "I had to merge" iykyk

Tommy’s family raising prairie dogs is literally everting I needed to know to understand why he is the way he is. Perfect.